Comments on: Boleander Won’t Leave Us Alone!

By: Elberberries

Elberberries — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:42:34 +0000

I am being told that elderberries have 2 times the VIT A as carrots. Really???

By: A. Martynov

A. Martynov — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:37:31 +0000

Seriously, get this guy out of here. He’s stinking up the place.

By: Adekii

Adekii — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:24:35 +0000

Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with what was probably intended as a joke: Rumpus McSnivel or whatever the name of that strip is, sucks. It doesn’t seem like it belongs with the other strips that I’ve been greedily devouring daily (except sundays, except for further exceptions when I have not had a chance to check Dumm on Saturday) at all. I’m not saying I’m awesome, ’cause I’m not. I’m just saying that perhaps being witless and almost as terrible to look at as “The Fusco Brothers” is the entire gag behind Rumpus McSnivel. If it is, then fail. If it isn’t, then wow, epic fail.

By: Azzy M

Azzy M — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:04:39 +0000

Honestly, I hope for the latter. The part involving mortality.

I’ve seen two strips and I already feel like they were lifted from a newspaper comic page. They have that dry, banal and soulless ‘hack’ feel of a syndicated bit. Sticks out like a cold sore, really.

By: Nic

Nic — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:57:23 +0000

Plan B from Germany:

1. Find a Russian Restaurant with a sexy Waitress.
2. Invite Boleander for Dinner.
3. Tell him the Waitress makes Eyes at him and that you know how to sweet-talk her to Bed in Russian: “Jibjona wosch, pizdarwanka chujiwa!”.
4. Watch the Waitress call the Cook who’s Hobby is to rip Bibles (Hardback!) with his bare Hands.
5. Watch the Cook take Boleander into the Kitchen.
6. Wait some Minutes.
7. Watch the Cook coming back with ca. a Dozen Leftover Bags.
8. Take the Bags and leave.
9. Feed the Content of the Bags to Stray Dogs/Cats.
10. Live happily ever after.

By: Castle Guard

Castle Guard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:26:25 +0000

Boleander,
your mother smells of elderberries!

By: Alran Marduk

Alran Marduk — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:43:47 +0000

Man, i can´t see nothing funny in a guy or pig (i dont know) with a nose or dick (i dont know) in his face.
I can´t tell more because is your first strip, but the joke was so naive and your style its so old… in a not good way.
Im not a critic or pro to tell that im right, but i can tell one thing… i didin´t like it. : (

By: Onomah

Onomah — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:21:40 +0000

I know some people, just say the word and your little, ahem, “inconvenience” will be somewhere out of the way.
….specifically he will be at the bottom of the Detroit river.
….On an ichthyological study
….a permanant, mandatory study

By: TwinkleToes

TwinkleToes — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:03:10 +0000

Yeah, don’t you just hate it when ppeople fart in your meeting rooms? Boo you Yergabick!

By: Niki

Niki — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:11:03 +0000

you guys have meetings? I thought this was all networked around! If you give me a couple K’s I can pull a “Now you see him now you DON’T” but somebody would have to take up the Rumpus strip, or give the spot to someone like Eddie Fitzgerald.