Boleander Won’t Leave Us Alone!
by Gabe
Yes, after his failed go at animation development at Cartoon Network, he’s back to bother us at Dumm!
You hear that Yergabick, yes, you bother us!
You see, he went to CN with an “adult” show and by the time the development was done his show “Rumpus: Junior High Pig” skewed too young for the adult show they wanted.
Now he’s back and causing all kinds of behind the scenes drama here at Dumm. In the last 4 weeks we’ve gotten into more fights than we have since we started. Turning Dumms against each other, hurting the site, and even stinking up all our meetings! Yeah Yergabick, you stink!
So please…I know we’re legally obligated to air his strips, but if everyone hates them, maybe he’ll leave us alone forever. Maybe even kill himself? We’re crossing all our fingers!
Please someone help us!
Tags: Add new tag, Yergabick
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Stupid Americans.
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
If his comic is that old one you guys just brought back, well, I like his comic.
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
… Pay me 1000 American U.S. dollars in Octopus, throw in some actual Cash, make a comic totally based on Squid’s taking over the world and humanity; and I’ll make certain that… well…
Boleander meet’s a Lantern Fish… UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
you guys have meetings? I thought this was all networked around! If you give me a couple K’s I can pull a “Now you see him now you DON’T” but somebody would have to take up the Rumpus strip, or give the spot to someone like Eddie Fitzgerald.
July 4th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Yeah, don’t you just hate it when ppeople fart in your meeting rooms? Boo you Yergabick!
July 5th, 2009 at 8:21 am
I know some people, just say the word and your little, ahem, “inconvenience” will be somewhere out of the way.
….specifically he will be at the bottom of the Detroit river.
….On an ichthyological study
….a permanant, mandatory study
July 5th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Man, i can´t see nothing funny in a guy or pig (i dont know) with a nose or dick (i dont know) in his face.
I can´t tell more because is your first strip, but the joke was so naive and your style its so old… in a not good way.
Im not a critic or pro to tell that im right, but i can tell one thing… i didin´t like it. : (
July 6th, 2009 at 3:26 am
Boleander,
your mother smells of elderberries!
July 8th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Plan B from Germany:
1. Find a Russian Restaurant with a sexy Waitress.
2. Invite Boleander for Dinner.
3. Tell him the Waitress makes Eyes at him and that you know how to sweet-talk her to Bed in Russian: “Jibjona wosch, pizdarwanka chujiwa!”.
4. Watch the Waitress call the Cook who’s Hobby is to rip Bibles (Hardback!) with his bare Hands.
5. Watch the Cook take Boleander into the Kitchen.
6. Wait some Minutes.
7. Watch the Cook coming back with ca. a Dozen Leftover Bags.
8. Take the Bags and leave.
9. Feed the Content of the Bags to Stray Dogs/Cats.
10. Live happily ever after.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Honestly, I hope for the latter. The part involving mortality.
I’ve seen two strips and I already feel like they were lifted from a newspaper comic page. They have that dry, banal and soulless ‘hack’ feel of a syndicated bit. Sticks out like a cold sore, really.
July 11th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with what was probably intended as a joke: Rumpus McSnivel or whatever the name of that strip is, sucks. It doesn’t seem like it belongs with the other strips that I’ve been greedily devouring daily (except sundays, except for further exceptions when I have not had a chance to check Dumm on Saturday) at all. I’m not saying I’m awesome, ’cause I’m not. I’m just saying that perhaps being witless and almost as terrible to look at as “The Fusco Brothers” is the entire gag behind Rumpus McSnivel. If it is, then fail. If it isn’t, then wow, epic fail.
July 15th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Seriously, get this guy out of here. He’s stinking up the place.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I am being told that elderberries have 2 times the VIT A as carrots. Really???