The logical conclusion to Skadi’s candy quest
by katie
Hooray!!
Luke and I were inspired by Fred’s alternate ending, so here’s one for today’s Skadi!
You know I don’t really have any sentimental feelings about Valentine’s Day…I don’t celebrate it or have any fond or hideous memories attached. I’m not really a huge candy lover, either. I’d rather have cheese, or something. Actually I do remember one thing…in first grade our teacher gave us “love juice” on Valentine’s day…I think it was cranberry juice or something. I totally bought into it and thought it was real…anyhow after I drank it I was sure that it had affected me because I ran over and kissed Ben Paine right on the mouth and spilled juice everywhere and all over the floor. My teacher put me in the corner and I was not allowed a pink cupcake!
February 11th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Somewhere Ray is smiling.
February 11th, 2009 at 12:11 am
fat Skadi is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
February 11th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Hahaha! Great story.
Ben Paine is the envy of every (male?) cartoonist!
February 11th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Fun story and lots of butt poses, yay! I’d love to see a Skadi in Candyland short sounds like an over the top lovely short.
Also Ben is a lucky man, well boy, I think Ivan is right about envy, though kissing 4th grade children at this age even though time travel would be great it’s still a crime. Anyhow lucky Ben for the time, but I’d settle for a cheek kiss how about a trade… you wanna pink cupcake?
February 11th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’m on a cheeseburger quest.
February 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Ben Paine: Badass at Large.
February 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
how much xp for the quest?
February 13th, 2009 at 12:29 am
for a second i thought luke wrote this and kissed a boy
February 13th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Fat Skadi = still hot! Hubba-hubba!
In the risk of being lewd, you kissed Ben Paine on the mouth and… did he spill his “love juice” all over the floor? Cranberry, right?
February 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Non-canon, right? O_o