Edit- THE TRUTH about Rumpus McSnivel
by Ricky
The much despised BOLEANDER YERGABICK is rightfully known to some as the most hated comic strip artist of the 70’s and early 80’s. After facing several charges stemming from his copyright scams (he once tried to claim ownership of Donald Duck in Slovakia), Yergabick was banished from his Ukranian homeland. He fell into obscurity and had been thankfully unheard of for many years.
That is until now. Yergabick has launched a vicious and slanderous lawsuit against Dumm comics, claiming that he invented the “Daily Dumms for Everyones” format. As part of our settlement we are being FORCED to show his work from time to time, which will unfortunately pre-empt our regularly scheduled content. Please help Dumm comics, and let Mr. Yergabick know just how UNWELCOME he is by leaving him lots of scathing comments under his awful comic strips.
Thank you.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Boleander Yergabick who are you really??
October 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am
what a misshapen head…I DETEST SIR!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
oh there will be scathing messages alright >:C
October 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
October 14th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
The hell is this guy thinking? This is a load of utter bull shit. >:(
October 14th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
No… I think I will leave tons of comments saying how much I adore his comics.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
y’all are supposed to operate 3 months ahead so this doesn’t happen
October 15th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Fiend! Monster! Slop artist!
Begone! or I shall report ye to the Daily Bugle! J. Jonah Jameson knows how to handle the likes of you.
Bastard!
October 15th, 2008 at 5:20 am
I hate Mr. Yergabick!! What’s his street address?
That said, there’s something in his work that resonates with me.
But another random thought just popped into my head.
Will Mr. Szeles be back soon?
October 15th, 2008 at 7:40 am
I DESPISE THIS BOLEANDER YERGABICK SO MUCH, I WILL RIP HIS BRAIN OUT FROM HIS NAVAL AND GIFT WRAP IT IN HIS STOMACH LINING!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:13 am
That Boleander Yergablick and his using of jokes which Seinfeld already did but less iunterestinmgly and over half an hour.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Boleander! That odious, inscolent excuse for a festering pile of echidna excriment! He is my ARCH NEMESIS! Well, maybe my fourth-to-arch nemesis. Just goes to show how unimpressive he is.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Actually, ALEX, it was Mr. Seinfeld who stole that joke from ME. I showed him my rough sketches back in 1983, when I was teaching him comedy. Silly americans! Always trying to take credit for my genius.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
I demand legal documentation that proves Boleander Yergabick came out with the Daily Dumms for Everyone format first!
October 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I just don’ think that this man is real
I really don’t
If he is
then good luck with trying to stay alive
alot of people won’t like you now
and by “alot of people”
I mean
the world
October 19th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Where is he, dangit? WHERE IS HE? I will kick the holy lameness out of his Big Pants (Mouse), untie Gabe, and make sure that BPM and Gabe Swarr never get ousted by this joker!!! By the way, I Wikipedia’d this dude, but didn’t get any results. Maybe this guy just MIGHT be THAT obscure… Or I MIGHT just be that gullible… I HOPE its the former… so that I can take the aforementioned action; free the Captain and Sean Szeles from his super-slave ship with EVIL pelicans (not sarcastic sea-gulls); free Skadi, Diseasoid, Katie Rice, and Luke Cormican from his evil belly of slanderous doom; help Ricky Garduno, Kimbo, Zimbo, and Bimbeaux escape from Boleander’s Sunday School of Slanderous Doom; and… well… Sam is already in space, which makes him incapable of helping the situation… that ALSO gives Mr. Yergabick some free space for his works of horror… Maybe Dr. Scoops or Rad Raz will save the day and set things straight… I dunno.