Today’s Skadi features a special guest appearance! It’s Little Ricky, the kitten Luke and I adopted recently. He’s partly named after his godfather, Big Ricky, whom you all know as the genius behind 1930 Nitemare Theatre. Look how adorable and feeble he is!!

Now I’m sure as any cat owners out there know, this sweetness is a FARCE. Your small adorable friend may seem innocent now, but you know that if those shrink-rays they have in cartoons were real, and you were suddenly made to be 3 inches tall, you’d be murdered instantly! Not just murdered, but humiliated as you were bat relentlessly about the floor! And then partially eaten! Incidentally, this makes kitties all the more cute. Now enjoy Little Ricky in his “Minion of Satan” mode:

It’s time to celebrate the adorable and true nature of very small carnivores everywhere! Pet something with fangs!