Boleander Speaks!
by Ricky
Hello to everybody! Your prayers have been answered. I am back for a few more weeks of Dumb Comics. Although as you can see: my comics are not dumb, they are smart. Hopefully someday soon I will find a much better website with much better artists. But in the meantime please to bear with me.
My office has been flooded with questions regarding my work and my lack of online presence. It is obvious that not one of you is a true scholar of animations. If you knew anything about the subject, you would be familiar with my famous characters like “Peepee Pendragon” “Donald Duck” and “Rumpus McSnivel” who even had his own top-grossing movie in Turkey and Romania in 1977.
But much of my work was lost in a mysterious fire which killed my former business partner and for which I collected three hundred thousand Rupees in insurance money. My extensive library had not been digitally archived as I did not invent the internet until 1985, when the Ukranian government gathered the 6 brightest minds in the world to do so.
In addition, my many lawsuits against Disney, Jerry Seinfeld, PETA, Dumm Comics, Jim Davis, and The Dolly Parton Estate prevent me from discussing much of my work online. So consider yourself lucky that you have found the artwork of the one and only Boleander Yergabick!
You are very welcome.
October 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Is there a Misses Yergabick?
October 20th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Yes, but fortunately my wife suffers from a debilitating bone disease which keeps her bedridden. My mother is also bedridden and deaf in both ears, so although we all live in the same one-room apartment, none of them notice if I bring a young lady home for a late night drink of “Ripple” or “Night Train.” Interested?
October 21st, 2008 at 3:03 am
Yeah…
no
October 21st, 2008 at 8:59 am
Well, I must say: never, in my entire life, have I seen or heard from a more self righteous bastard than you, Mr. Yergabick. Congrats!
October 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
wow. i cant believe how full of shit this dude is. I’m also starting to think he is made up by this site.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:24 pm
@Caps
that is what I have been saying
this entire time
at least one person on the internet would have known of this guy
seriously
October 21st, 2008 at 1:26 pm
You’re awesome, dude-man.
Good luck with those lawsuits.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
You don’t need to look anything u to know he’s not real…
It’s just a chance for people to act ridiculous. ;D Lighten up, guys…
October 21st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I hate you, Yergabick!
You see the chaos you are causing amongst our devoted fans???
October 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I miss the regular Tuesday feature. Why does the crap that bumps it have to be so pompous.
October 21st, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Vorman19, not only is Yergabick NOT pompous, he is also living, breathing, and real.
Very.
Very.
Real.
Also, the moon landing was staged, mole people control all world governments from the center of our hollow earth, and Tupac lives. Just so you know.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
whether or not Mr. You’reabitch (who evidently has not existed before this incident) is serious about this, all this publicity sure seems to make people pay more attention to Tuseday’s comic.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
he is not a Yergabitch! he’s my Yergababe
October 21st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
More please.
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
this disturbs me….and arrouses me