The only thing I like is that the way she stands in panel 1 makes me orgasm!

I like that Gordon signs his real name!

Woah... Does Marissa have TWO belly buttons? =0

*ahem* I love Strawberry's expressions. But... I hate her taste in food. Mayo sandwich? That sounds nasty.

Marissa's dual buttons have appeared before. She's looking better this time around, though, than she did at the pool (which I'll just chalk up to her alien DNA becoming unstable under too much UV radiation).

...I wonder if she's ticklish.

Love Strawberry's eyes in panels two and three. Hee!

I was caught unprepared by a hurricane and got stuck in my Air Force barracks in Guam with nothing but Triscuits and a jar of mayo. It's amazing how good something tastes when you're ####in' starving.

I loved seeing Alf in the first panel. The rest of the comic couldn't really live up to the high expectation set up thereafter but oh well.

the raccoon who thinks she is a frog is riding a squirrel like a horse

wow.....i HATE Saturdays now. I wish they'd go back to funny....

the alf poster amused me

self refferencial humor?

I always love when Marissa shows up; she is always drawn very cute or fun.

I really like her in the last panel of this comic because she has the beleaguered expression, hair and coffee of a Generation X kid.

Hey number 7, I love Saturdays now. Before I didn't care much for them. :P

I've noticed that the only people that like this comic are furries or people who want to fuck the alien chick.

OOOH THEY'RE GIRLS.

It's the typical cliche comic, wacky guy (in this case wacky racoon girl) and the straight man (alien girl)

It doesn't even build upon that formula very well, she's fucking retarded, randomness does not = funny, just because you say muffins doesn't make you comedy get.

"I've noticed that the only people that like this comic are furries or people who want to fuck the alien chick."

Wow. Not only a very classy comment, but you've done a serious analysis and gotten us all completely pegged, haven't you?

And of course, you know comedy...that is, you think there's only one sort of effective comedy (the sort you already like) and naturally, everything else sucks.

...You're an idiot. Tuesdays sound a little more your speed. Go hang out there.

"Tuesdays sound a little more your speed."

That made me laugh. Oh god. Thank you for that.

And yes, I came here more than once today. :P

I'm sorry, I don't usually rage much and try and form knowledgeable arguments and I try my best to back up my argument, but seriously, just because the comic has been acknowledging that it's wacky doesn't make it any less stupid.

This type of humor is something I found funny when I was 11. If anyone laughs because Strawberry wants to make a mayonnaise sandwich then they're stupid, it's not even delved into why that should be funny, it's just a placeholder word, hell, she could make a salamipoop sanwich, or a sandwich where the only ingredient is water. It's just a bunch of random words.

Hell, the PROTAGONIST'S NAME is FROG-RACCOON-STRAWBERRY.

Jesus...

I mean the art is decent, but whoever writes this shit needs to take a break and observe some true comedy.

If a character having a trait where they like to eat weird food isn't funny to you, we don't have anything to say to each other. We don't see eye to eye on what "true comedy" is, and the very concept is a logical fallacy.

There is only ONE TRUE FORM OF COMEDY.
And fortunately it happens to be THE KIND I LIKE.
All other "comedy" is DEVIANT and FALSE.
Heretics who like what I don't like are FOOLS and PERVERTS.
Soon there will come a CLEANSING.

And the ONE TRUE FORM OF COMEDY is POOP EATING.

Kyle it would be better if you did more comedy writing than just madlibs.

I mean this is bad like how animaniacs was bad but worse. way worse. Nobody in this comic has a personality. There all just talking heads of whatever random shit is said. There's absolutly no substance in these at all. I know this is "dumm" comics. but every other comic here (even Sorry Guyz) has more. What's really sad is that this isnt even the type of lazy writing where it's so bad it's good, like Don Hertzfeldt, which means you actrully think this is funny material. I mean wow you must have a great social life. It's actrully depressing to see that you put effort into the drawings. It's like watching a retarded person trying to accomplish something. After a while it just makes you sad. Find another hobby dude.

Yeah, who wants to be successful like Animaniacs or Don Hertzfeldt? Hungarian Cabinet making for me!

"this isn't the type of lazy writing where it's so bad it's good, like Don Hertzfeldt"

Oh, wow. Your credibility bottomed out and then somehow just kept going down.

Kyle, why it is the trolls who keep lecturing you at interminable length on "what's really funny" are always such complete and utter drooling morons? You'd almost swear it's the same complete and utter drooling moron doing it again and again under different names.

But that would mean he's so sad and lonely and miserable, with absolutely nothing else do to, that he'd be better off drinking everything he could find under the bathroom sink.

That more than one person can dislike something, and they can both be valid opinions, albeit similar?!

I don't see how credibility is lost when referencing Don Hertzfeldt and saying his animation is so lazy it = good. I mean, the animation is obviously really good and he spends a good amount of time on it, but the drawings are just little doodles, that in comparison to some truly amazingly animated shorts is "lazy", but that doesn't make it bad.

Hence, so lazy it's good.

and TV's Kyle, he never said you were as successful as those things, he was simply using them as comparisons (one bad one good) to tell you how bad you are.

I can't stress how bad this comic is in terms of writing, it's a bunch of fucking madlibs, that's all, that's all it is, it takes no skill to write this shit.

...the comment section after each Frog-Raccoon-Strawberry comic

I enjoy long, Porky walks on the beach, getting Porked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Porks. I really like piña coladas mixed with Pork Soda, and romantic, candle-lit Porks. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Porky Pig. I travel frequently, especially to Porksylvania, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Porker.) I am looking for Pork By-Products and beauty in the form of a Porkish goddess. She should have the physique of Miss Piggy and the Pork of Porkina. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Pork Sausages. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken Porkteen days ago, and I have since become more Porkish.

Hungarian Cabinet making for me!
háhh, beszarok!

Glassbomb/Ben (in between forgetting which of those names was supposed to be on the "MadLibs" kick) wrote:

"I don't see how credibility is lost when referencing Don Hertzfeldt and saying his animation is so lazy it = good. I mean, the animation is obviously really good and he spends a good amount of time on it, but the drawings are just little doodles, that in comparison to some truly amazingly animated shorts is "lazy", but that doesn't make it bad. Hence, so lazy it's good."

STUPIDEST.
BACKTRACKING.
RATIONALIZATION.
EVER.

You get a gold star on your forehead and first pick from the toy box!!

(Also, you didn't call his animation lazy; you called his writing lazy. ...Which is about as moronic as a person can get without being institutionalized. Bathroom sink, dude. The bottles are calling you!)

I'm fairly interested in seeing how magnificent Glassbomb and Ben would be at writing and drawing their own comics.

I mean, they must really know comedy to put down other comic artists so regularly. They've clearly stated that they can produce something more popular than hit series Animaniacs and the near-memetic Hertzfeldt. Why are they denying the world their talent, when they could produce the greatest animated works known to this generation?

Forget numbering the cool things about this series... All you have to do is read the tons of hilarious comments underneath each of these strips and there's your proof as to why FRS is a great comic.

I thought the 'Zombie --mmph!' sounded promising, but I guess that's just me. >_>"

So do you have to be a film director to think a movie is bad? I can have my opinion. This is the comments section.

Also at 27, we never said we could produce greater works than Animaniacs or anything by Don Hertzfeldt, we just used them as comparisons.

Arguing with you is about as useless, if not more, as arguing with a coffee table.

Why would anyone want to have a proper discussion with your or Ben, Glassbomb? You can't seem to state a negative opinion without being insulting. You also seem a little too interested in your own opinion. Here's how it works, guys: If you see something you don't like on the internet you have two options. You could 1- Ignore it or, if you think you may have something valid and helpful to interject, you 2- leave a balanced critique or suggestion telling what you do and don't like, without insulting people who do like it, or anyone else for that matter. This is a practice known as "not being a douche". Now, once you've done so, if you have nothing else to interject, feel free to not obsessively return to the offending internet feature so that you don't need to argue with and/or provoke people who dare to disagree with you, or continue looking at what made you comment negatively in the first place.

Good day.

Man, we need cheese to compensate for all this whine!

So yeah, I agree this and last week's comics weren't as great as normal, but I also do remember the two before that being brilliant (in my humblest of opinions). And I don't know a single comic which has never had at least several consequent updates that were sub-par.

Moar lurve! Moar cowbell!

This comic is the only one where I read the comments. I love you guys.

Since when did comedy become so serious? Relax, enjoy- if you don't enjoy, please leave quietly and there's no reason to come back.
Sheesh

I don't think Marissa has 2 belly buttons. I think that's a little dash to define her abs and her belly button.

Marissa's got two belly buttons.

...two umbilical cords? Haha! That's weird :)

Seriously, guys. Can we not just enjoy a comic for once? People always go on and on about this. I remember when "Earthward Ho!" started up, everybody was saying how it wasn't funny, and continued to pester Fred about it forever. But it ended up being really good as the series came to a close, proving all those other guys wrong.

All I'm saying is give this comic a chance. If you don't like this, then go read "Sorry, Guys" or "Rumpus McSnivel" for all I care. If you don't like the material in this comic, there's no reason why you need to continue reading it. Some people are trying to enjoy the comic here.

These comments sections are so pathetic...

IRONY!