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Sorryguyz Unacceptable

by david on June 11th, 2012
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  1. Issacs
    Issacs
    June 11, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Rape Face on Panel 10!

  2. KevinKunreuther
    KevinKunreuther
    June 11, 2012 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

    “I don’t rape cats all ze time, but when I do, it iz for ze entertainment of chuildren!” – Pepe LePew

  3. Prostheta
    Prostheta
    June 11, 2012 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
    This is the Sorryguyz stuff that really makes it Dumm-class! Debased and just plain wrong. I am sure that Ricky would be pissing himself at this one.

    Hats off to you, sir.

  4. Jonesy
    Jonesy
    June 11, 2012 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

    HAHA! No, but seriously. I hate bronies. A lot.

  5. Vic aka Darkowin
    Vic aka Darkowin
    June 11, 2012 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

    David you are a fuckin’ boss! I like MLP in the sense that it is visually appealing, but some of the fanbase is soo autistic and fucked up. Great comic!

  6. Joe
    Joe
    June 11, 2012 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

    This is pretty much exactly what I imagine bronies to be like. Fucking deviants.

    • Joe
      Joe
      June 11, 2012 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

      And by that I don’t mean people who just like the show. Just the people who obsess over it and make it into some kind of twisted lifestyle.

  7. ProNice
    ProNice
    June 11, 2012 at 4:18 am | # | Reply

    Haha, I bet all the red-handed guys out there have to comfort them rigt now with some pony-sugar.

  8. John
    John
    June 11, 2012 at 5:03 am | # | Reply

    Holy.. You pencilled perverted purple pony pudenda!

  9. adekii
    adekii
    June 11, 2012 at 6:15 am | # | Reply

    Actually, looks to me that our green friend represents the FANS of Sorry Guyz, considering he’s all worked up about there being a missed Sorry Guyz update. So all the guys here who are like “RAR I H8 TEH BR0NIEZ I LOVE TEH SORRY GUYZ”, the green dude represents YOU!

    And since I’m now a fan of Sorry Guyz, that means the green guy represents ME! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find some Scootaloo hentai to fap to. Ooooooh yeah, that’s a good chicken~

    • Javer
      Javer
      June 11, 2012 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

      I see what you’re getting at, but I don’t think so. The way David writes Troller implies that he (Troller) feels entitled to free webcomic goodness even as he’s hating on it. So he whines if he doesn’t get it for whatever reason. Either that, or he just goes out of his way to look for things to complain about (like missed updates).

      Ain’t saying it’s accurate or helpful, but that’s the general idea. Even the comic’s detractors supposedly love it deep down, I guess? Or something? I don’t even know.

      • adekii
        adekii
        June 11, 2012 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

        Aren’t we all trolls, in a way? I mean, Sorry Guyz itself was a troll of the Dumm Comics fans at first, what with the denial of a punchline and instead delivering simply “Sorry Guyz!” As time went on, I ended up adopting “Sorry Guys” as a thing I would say when watching somebody horrifically hurt themselves in a fail video, and then laugh about it. And now, when I tell one of my employees that they are the “lucky winner” of doing some callbacks, I tell them “Sorry guys!”

        • Javer
          Javer
          June 11, 2012 at 9:35 am | # | Reply

          No, we’re not.

          That’s pretty fun though. Don’t get beat up doing that. Stick and move, stick and move.

          • not pathetic
            not pathetic
            June 12, 2012 at 4:59 am | #

            Yeah, we are.

  10. Doval
    Doval
    June 11, 2012 at 6:34 am | # | Reply

    Eesh, some of these comments…It seems unfair to me to single bronies out when every fandom has people that fap to its characters, and judging people’s sexual fetishes is one hell of a slippery slope. I find pony porn as off-putting as the next guy, but seriously.

    tl;dr Haters gonna hate?

    • AK47
      AK47
      June 11, 2012 at 6:50 am | # | Reply

      But “bronies” is a rather new fandom! It’s about time we got singled out more.

      I mean THEY got singled out more. They.

      I approve! (And not just because of the totally hott horse-vag… mmm)

  11. Nick Taxidermy
    Nick Taxidermy
    June 11, 2012 at 8:02 am | # | Reply

    that is a really graphic horse vagina.

  12. scrabbit
    scrabbit
    June 11, 2012 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

    why does that pony look so much like Nicki Minaj to me? …does anybody else see the resemblance?

  13. Revereche
    Revereche
    June 11, 2012 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

    DAMMIT MAN, IT’S ALL I CAN DO. *fapfapfapfapfap, whinny*

  14. Rusty Knight
    Rusty Knight
    June 11, 2012 at 9:40 am | # | Reply

    *sigh*

    You know us so well

  15. Bogleech
    Bogleech
    June 11, 2012 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

    Is it bad that this fails to amuse me all that much because knowing people jerk off to ponies is a mundane, everyday fact of life to me at this point?

  16. anonybro
    anonybro
    June 11, 2012 at 10:32 am | # | Reply

    Whenever an artist thinks he’s big enough to alienate a section of his fanbase, it’s time to remove the artist from your list.
    Goodbye David, congratulations with your new douchebag achievement.

    protip: the fans who actually wank to ponies most likely get a kick out of this, the rest are leaving. Take good care of the horsefuckers y’all.

    • Ee
      Ee
      June 11, 2012 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

      He mad

    • Jonesy
      Jonesy
      June 11, 2012 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

      I literally laughed at this post for five minutes, just knowing that someone can get offended for ridiculing their sexual attraction to cartoon magic horses.

      • Javer
        Javer
        June 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply

        No, he said pretty much the opposite of that. Rephrased: the ones who the comic describes will love it. The others don’t want to be generalized that way.

        • Jonesy
          Jonesy
          June 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm | # | Reply

          Will they love it? And just why is he offended then if he claims that he’s not being represented here?

          • Doval
            Doval
            June 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm | #

            Because bronies get a lot of bad press as it is. Don’t need more fuel for that fire.

    • Vic aka Darkowin
      Vic aka Darkowin
      June 11, 2012 at 7:02 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t you guys see?? His post is a brilliantly construed one! He’s paying homage to the comic by giving us HIS impression of a real troller in real life, and the petty arguments that color his day-to-day life on the internet! Great post, 10/10

    • david
      david
      June 12, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

      I hope you realize i don’t give a shit about fans or a fanbase. I just do this shit for fun. if people wanna hate they can hate. I do this shit for 3 people. that’s good enough. I’d rather have the validation of 3 people i respect that 1 million weirdos/losers/dumb dumbs. remember. Life is pretty good. you have a computer with an internet connection and enough down time to look at lame webcomics. that must mean you are not starving in a third world country and drinking piss water. it must mean you have a roof over your head and electricity. you have enough downtime and money to afford a tv and watch some children’s programming. your life sounds pretty good to me. and with that comes some sense of entitlement. like some free comic has offended you and now your world is crushed. do you have sunshine where you live? step outside and get some vitamin d. Remember that all this is bullshit and there are bigger and better things to worry about.

      seeya

      • Omgnoob
        Omgnoob
        June 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm | # | Reply

        lol, don’t mind david. He’s just pissed because he can’t write a comic for shit. Anyone who tries to criticize him is immediately deemed a lesser being who does nothing but troll.

        • david
          david
          June 13, 2012 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

          Don’t mind Omgnoob. His life accomplishments consist of reading webcomics he doesn’t like and then leaving snarky comments on them.

        • Jonesy
          Jonesy
          June 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm | # | Reply

          Don’t mind Omgnoob. He’s still butthurt that pink talking ponies aren’t real and he cried like the day he found out there was no Santa.

      • Rainbow Rash
        Rainbow Rash
        June 20, 2012 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

        NOW WHO MAD BRO

    • Jeremy Kuehnau
      Jeremy Kuehnau
      June 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      David has always been a douchebag. You just figured this out now?

      • david
        david
        June 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm | # | Reply

        Jeremy, what would your life be like without dumm comics and the internet. Probably pretty pathetic, maybe it already is regardless.

  17. CyclopsCat
    CyclopsCat
    June 11, 2012 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

    I love the troller comics.

  18. Jwbalsley
    Jwbalsley
    June 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    SEXXXI FURRY!

  19. Tiki Snakes
    Tiki Snakes
    June 11, 2012 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    I think the bit that amuses me the most is that in order to provide the lawl pony-porn punchline, he’s actually drawn pony porn.
    I mean, it was already quite weirdly meta when the first panel of todays comic apologises for there not being a comic today.

    • Pencil Neck
      Pencil Neck
      June 12, 2012 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

      Pretty much this. Almost anyone else would’ve given us an arse shot with censorship bars.
      Well, okay, no, JollyJack went tits-out when HE tried to troll the herd. But I said ALMOST anyone else.

  20. Kristina Bustamante
    Kristina Bustamante
    June 11, 2012 at 3:22 pm | # | Reply

    What a lovely distraction from work this is.

  21. anon
    anon
    June 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    this is actually what I did! how did you know!?

  22. durp
    durp
    June 12, 2012 at 4:34 am | # | Reply

    you beautiful creature

  23. lackó
    lackó
    June 12, 2012 at 4:46 am | # | Reply

    HOLY HELL, IM STUCK IN MONDAY!!! AGAIN!!!

  24. Egypt Urnash
    Egypt Urnash
    June 12, 2012 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    Nice way to sneak your Twilight Sparkle porn out without having to admit to being hot for her. n.n

    *clop clop clop clop*

  25. But The Pie is a Truth
    But The Pie is a Truth
    June 13, 2012 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

    Zone’s already made the definitive statement about cloppers.

  26. cheesecrow
    cheesecrow
    June 13, 2012 at 5:20 am | # | Reply

    barf.

  27. ara
    ara
    June 13, 2012 at 10:05 am | # | Reply

    david your comic is great! whenever i see the troller comics i start rubbing my hands together and start thinking “ooh boy, what’s he gonna say now!?” its inciting, crude, but ultimately hilarious. keep up the good work~

    (btw, i dont judge people by what the clop off to, so this comic seemed more playful to me, rather than “OMG HOW OFFENSIVE.” lighten up ppl)

  28. David
    David
    June 14, 2012 at 11:14 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t see how anyone can ever hate this!

  29. Imanaya
    Imanaya
    June 18, 2012 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Wel, you sure got me :>

  30. r0b3rt
    r0b3rt
    July 30, 2012 at 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Aw mah gash dis is SO HOTT cnt u draw aplejox 2 plz plz PLZ PLZ PLZ

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