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by gabe on March 20th, 2012
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  1. KevinKunreuther
    KevinKunreuther
    March 20, 2012 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD MEALS IN A NUTSHELL!
    … and it turned out I really was allergic to onions …

    • adekii
      adekii
      March 20, 2012 at 9:34 am | # | Reply

      Same! Chunks of onion cause me to toss my cookies no matter how hard I try not to. The worst was when my mom would make hamburgers, she’d mix the onions right into the meat so I’d have to tear the patties apart to pull all the chunks of onion out. I only realized it was most likely an allergy years later, when at a relatives place I decided I’d just “suck it up” and eat their onion-infested patties anyway. The taste was only horribly gross, but I got them down. Then they spent the next hour coming back up. Good times!

      • gabe
        gabe
        March 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm | # | Reply

        Agreed! Was never allergic though…

        My Mom would also mix it into hamberger! When I asked if we could have them on the side, she would just say: Oh, you can’t taste them anyways” She was wrong!

        • adekii
          adekii
          March 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

          My mom would say that too! The biggest pieces of onion though, were always in her meatloaf! I love your stories of growing up in the 80s, it’s like this beautiful trip down nostalgia lane. Keep up the awesome work, man!

          … *shudder* onions!!

          • gabe
            gabe
            March 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm | #

            Ha! What about meatloaf?! That was another one!

            Thanks for reading, glad you are enjoying it!

  2. Eruanna
    Eruanna
    March 20, 2012 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

    hahahaha yes.
    Except I love onions. But for me this was things like freaking YAMS or SQUASH because they look so innocently like potatoe untill you bite into them and then they are NOT D:<

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm | # | Reply

      Aw, I love squash and yams, so tame compared to onions. :)

      • Eruanna
        Eruanna
        March 20, 2012 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

        Oh man! I couldnt stand that in an otherwise savory stew, suddenly Id get this awfull mushy texture and sickeningly SWEET flavour!
        I was pretty picky as a kid. Still cant stand peppers, beans, celery….

        Onion on the other hand is right up there with garlic for me. PUT IT IN EVERYTHING.

  3. Fer
    Fer
    March 20, 2012 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Love the first person style of this one! Do you still hate onions?

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Yes, oh yes I still hate them. I actually tell waiters that I’m allergic (even though I’m not) if they ever ask.

      • Kate
        Kate
        March 20, 2012 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

        I DO THAT TOO!!! Will you marry me?

        • gabe
          gabe
          March 20, 2012 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

          :)

  4. Steve M
    Steve M
    March 20, 2012 at 3:03 am | # | Reply

    I can’t understand why anyone would hate any vegetable, really.

    My mother loved feeding us kidneys and offal … that was *truly* disgusting.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Well, Liver is horrible too, is that a vegetable? :)

  5. Kurdt
    Kurdt
    March 20, 2012 at 3:06 am | # | Reply

    I had (and have) the same problem with celery in soup. Yuck yuck yuck!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm | # | Reply

      It’s the surprise factor huh? There’s like a broken expectation when it comes to texture…

  6. Thomas
    Thomas
    March 20, 2012 at 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Great expressions!

    N.B. The plural for “nemesis” is “nemeses”.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Cool Thanks, but I alway thought of onions as a singular horrible force in my life :)

  7. Laylah
    Laylah
    March 20, 2012 at 5:06 am | # | Reply

    That’s how I was with mushrooms, until I recently started making myself eat them. I still can’t bear to cook them and purposefully put them into a dish, but if they’re already there, I’ll suck it up. Never had that with onions, though. I loooove onion; put it in all the things!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      I’m stil like that with mushrooms too :)

  8. CoffeePowered
    CoffeePowered
    March 20, 2012 at 5:46 am | # | Reply

    Still hate onions?

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      More than ever, but for some reason, onion rings are bearable….

    • Kate
      Kate
      March 20, 2012 at 2:40 pm | # | Reply

      I can manage French’s Fried onions, but that’s about it.

      • gabe
        gabe
        March 20, 2012 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

        They have to have a lot of ketchup right? :)

  9. Andrew Vrba
    Andrew Vrba
    March 20, 2012 at 6:07 am | # | Reply

    Oh yeah. This might has well have me!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      Ha! Onions are the worst!

  10. Jason R.
    Jason R.
    March 20, 2012 at 6:40 am | # | Reply

    Onions are the devil. That is all.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      Agreed.

  11. chieftx
    chieftx
    March 20, 2012 at 7:13 am | # | Reply

    god I hate onions, the worst par is the noise at they make when they happen to get between your teeth.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      Ugh! Agreed! Celery sound is similar too.

  12. bunkdiggidy
    bunkdiggidy
    March 20, 2012 at 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Great expressions in this one! The last one is my fave, the first one and the overload are sweet too.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      Ha! Thanks! Just trying to convey how horrible onions really are! :)

  13. Rusty Knight
    Rusty Knight
    March 20, 2012 at 9:18 am | # | Reply

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    I thought I was the only one who hated onions like this! My Stepdad is the worst cook in the world. Everything he makes has to have either garlic or onions in it. Imagine you’re there eating some Hamburger Helper…. when BAM ONIONS! GARH!

    Did you know?: In some cultures, onions attract demons.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! I can totally see that! I bet demons actually created onions!

  14. Red Pill Junkie
    Red Pill Junkie
    March 20, 2012 at 9:37 am | # | Reply

    OMG! Brother from another mother!

    I was exactly the same. Specially with onions in soup.

    Eventually I (sorta) got over with, and now I’m cool with onions –except in soup, of course ;)

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      Brother!

      I will never back down! I will not turn–to hell with onions! :)

  15. Harry Bastard
    Harry Bastard
    March 20, 2012 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

    To Steve M…did you grow up in a pharkin’ Dickens novel, man?

  16. Meeps
    Meeps
    March 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    OH YE GODS this is exactly how I was. Good show, ol’ boy.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

      Ha! Thanks!

  17. Karasz
    Karasz
    March 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    Ed: The mutant onion are trying to take over the world with THEIR HIDEOUS TOXIC SMELL THAT WILL MELT YOUR FLESH OFF!!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

      They could just be normal onions invading simple nice meals too…

  18. Kate
    Kate
    March 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    OMG!!! Someone finally UNDERSTANDS!!! I’m 53 years old and I STILL get nauseous at the sight of meatloaf because of my evil, lying mother’s conviction that I was just being a drama queen!!!
    (She’s not really evil…love you, Mom…but she DID lie about the onions in the damn meatloaf!!!)

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      I feel your pain! It’s the sneakiness that get’s you!

      My Mom was kind enough to not to be sneaky any longer and put onions on the side even to this day, thanks Mom!

  19. Chris Garrison
    Chris Garrison
    March 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve had a problem with most fruits and vegetables, my whole life. It’s pretty inconvenient, socially, and health-wise, too, I reckon. I wish I could snap my fingers and make it disappear. … I saw an article recently, though, that said scientists have identified certain people like me as “super-tasters,” so maybe it’s partly an actual, physical thing, and not just OCD or whatever. Which makes me feel a little better about it.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! Super tasters huh? Maybe to problem has been my tongue the whole time, not the onions! Oh no!

  20. Dysprosium
    Dysprosium
    March 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know how you people prepare your onions, but they can be delicious! I love em.

    Now chicory, that’s something that made me puke!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 20, 2012 at 5:54 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, flowers and foods don’t mix well for me :)

  21. Ciao
    Ciao
    March 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    haha, ah that reminds me about that one vegetable that I would never eat…that is turnips. I find them rather nasty as a kid (but enjoyed any other vegetable–especially sweet potatoes). No matter how the turnips were cooked — still dislike them as an adult. Oh, but I’m cool with onions, love em’ sauteed with tomatoes and bell peppers.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 21, 2012 at 8:45 am | # | Reply

      Are turnips Brussels sprouts? That’s another one for the list…

  22. Bristow
    Bristow
    March 20, 2012 at 7:51 pm | # | Reply

    My mother would hide them in everything, then when I would bust her, she’d say ‘you can’t taste them anyway’. Which always made me wonder why she used them in the first place, which brought on ‘your father likes them!’. Okay… now this is fine. I’m a big boy. I would not have to live and eat my mother’s cooking forever, right? So what do I do? I marry a woman who when I catch putting onions in the batch, she says, ‘you can’t taste them anyway.’ IS THERE NO GOD?!!

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 21, 2012 at 8:46 am | # | Reply

      LOL! Yeah, I never understood the “can’t taste them anyway” argument either…

  23. Dallan
    Dallan
    March 21, 2012 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

    I know how you feel, but with relish and pickles. I was always afraid at family reunions of finding them in deviled eggs and egg/tuna salad.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 21, 2012 at 8:47 am | # | Reply

      Yum! I love a good relish in Tuna salad, I just ate that last night…. :)

  24. Cecona
    Cecona
    March 21, 2012 at 9:29 am | # | Reply

    When it comes to raw onions I’m the same way, but if they are sauteed or caramelized I can eat a whole bowl of them. And I have. They have a different flavor and texture when cooked, not as… how would you say it, sharp? not as sharp a flavor?

  25. Cecona
    Cecona
    March 21, 2012 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Also my Aunt has the same problem with onions as you do. She refuses to eat anything with actual onion in it. onion powder is a different story

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 23, 2012 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

      I’ll eat stuff if I don’t know Onions are in it, but if I taste it: GAME OVER!

  26. Nathan
    Nathan
    March 22, 2012 at 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    For me it was those blasted water-chestnuts

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 23, 2012 at 9:57 am | # | Reply

      Aw, I like the water chestnuts!

  27. Stanev
    Stanev
    March 23, 2012 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

    She probably gave you onions because they were cheap to buy. It seems your family had a pretty poor budget when you grew up, judging from the strories about ‘warm thoughts against the cold” and the one about the jacket. I remember when I was little, my grandma bought all kind of cheap products from the grocery, made a all-in-one meal and tried to convince me “it’s good food, you just can’t feel it cause your tastebuds are messed up”. Very thin line between love and mindfuck. Very thin.

    • gabe
      gabe
      March 23, 2012 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

      Probably, that, and the fact that my Mom loves them.

  28. Lion-dance
    Lion-dance
    July 10, 2012 at 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    ohh man, I hope my family don’t dig this up with their love of Facebook and all. My hate of onion was notorious throughout kidhood on, I still can’t handle anything like ‘em! onion rings, sure.. but half my Taco Bell and McD’s orders are f*cked by the acidic white menace, it triggers my gag-reflex to max. ugh! glad I ain’t the only one.

    • gabe
      gabe
      July 11, 2012 at 8:49 am | # | Reply

      Join the club, you are not alone! :)

      • Lion-dance
        Lion-dance
        August 10, 2012 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

        I’ll tell you what, my dislike of menudo had to do with this.. as did potato salad, most beef stews, mysterious take-out burgers, any rice dishes and those ultra-sketchy kung-pao chickens you’d get back in the 90s, 80 percent onion with a bit of chicken in there

        • gabe
          gabe
          August 10, 2012 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

          Wow! All of those sound horrible! :(

  29. Adam S
    Adam S
    November 29, 2012 at 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Scallions & Shallots I can do. Regular Onions? No go.

    Never have, never will. It’s not only a flavor thing; I think it’s also a texture thing…my Grandmother would put them in EVERYTHING.

    • gabe
      gabe
      November 29, 2012 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

      Ugh! They are the worst!

  30. Adda
    Adda
    February 1, 2013 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Ohgod Ohgod. I was an extremely picky eater, and my mom wasn’t the best cook, so we always had the same couple o’ things, 50% of them had onions in them. She would get really frustrated, ’cause I wouldn’t eat anything.

    • gabe
      gabe
      February 1, 2013 at 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Ha! More power to ya!

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