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by gabe on January 24th, 2012
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  1. Egypt Urnash
    Egypt Urnash
    January 24, 2012 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

    “throw away all nails” because you don’t want anyone finding them for malign magical purposes, of course!

    • Revereche
      Revereche
      January 24, 2012 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

      Haha, that’s just silly, Egypt. Just siGIVE ME YOUR NAILS

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 10:07 am | # | Reply

      Yep! We can’t have that now can we?!

  2. lackó
    lackó
    January 24, 2012 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    damn, i just shivered at the last panel.

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 10:07 am | # | Reply

      Ha! Ha! That’s awesome!

  3. Călin
    Călin
    January 24, 2012 at 4:32 am | # | Reply

    Sorry if I’m going to be a bit of a nitpicker, but isn’t it supposed to be “She must _have_ taught me” ? Otherwise I can relate to this comic, especially since I had an ingrown toenail one I was little. :(

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Man, I never have, bu I heard they are really painful, is that true?

  4. Ping
    Ping
    January 24, 2012 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

    My friend always gets ingrown toenails, and I was always wondering why. One day I saw her cutting her toenails, though. She was totally doing it ALL WRONG.

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

      Yikes! Did you help her?

  5. jwbalsley
    jwbalsley
    January 24, 2012 at 9:10 am | # | Reply

    ERF!

    • jwbalsley
      jwbalsley
      January 24, 2012 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      This comic makes my flesh crawl, good work!

      • gabe
        gabe
        January 24, 2012 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

        Ha! Thanks! You’re welcome? :)

  6. Jeremy Kuehnau
    Jeremy Kuehnau
    January 24, 2012 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know if trimming your nails can absolutely fix your ingrown toe nails, I always trims mine and I tend to have ingrown toe nails from time to time, the whole nail tends to grow around the inside of my toe and not just the tip that I can cut. I usually have to take something and “pry” the nail out of my toe and then trim it, a lot of pus or even blood tends to come out.

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 10:10 am | # | Reply

      Ugh. Yikes, I’m so happy I never had to go through that!

  7. ProNice
    ProNice
    January 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm | # | Reply

    I had ingrown toenail after an incident with a heavy door as a kid.
    It became really really angry pus-forming inflammation. Over month
    my parents tried to carve this stuff from under my nail till I finally got a surgery.
    I am one of this kids with the bandage on the foot. It still haunts me over the decades…
    Since then I am a toe-nail-trim-specialist. Never gonna have nasty ingrown nails again- my god… never again!

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 24, 2012 at 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      Yikes! I am so glad I never had to go through that. The worst thing for me was when my entire thumbnail fell off. That wasn’t fun!

      • ProNice
        ProNice
        January 27, 2012 at 6:28 pm | # | Reply

        well the I remember it was not terrible because it fell off, but the time it took to grow back to old lenght… and the sore feeling

  8. allari
    allari
    January 24, 2012 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Good tip :D If one played a musical instruments, fingernail clipping was a whole different matter.

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 25, 2012 at 8:42 am | # | Reply

      I played the drums, it was ok for me?

  9. NoveltyFishHead
    NoveltyFishHead
    January 24, 2012 at 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    ah, you’re lucky. I had to learn the hard way. Since grade school, I learned to trim my nails (nobody really taught me) just because for looking clean as well reliving pressure that I didn’t know until a few years later that pressure was an indication to trim or else get a ingrown nail.

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 25, 2012 at 8:42 am | # | Reply

      Wow, really? I always kept them trimmed. What about those guys that hold the guiness world record for toenails? Are they ingrown? Hmmm….

  10. Dallan
    Dallan
    January 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    I was one of the other kids….still am….

    • gabe
      gabe
      January 25, 2012 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      ooo, sorry to hear that :(

  11. SebbyTheFreak
    SebbyTheFreak
    January 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    I honestly never really understood how you can trim your nails “wrong”. The only ingrown toenails I ever heard about ’round here were from accidents, but my mother did warn me to trim’em’good to make sure it never happens.

    I guess my abnormally shaped foot makes me more sensitive to foot-related pain, and/or I have a really low threshold of acceptance for extraneous pressure…

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