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by Garrison on October 23rd, 2011
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  1. sednars
    sednars
    October 23, 2011 at 5:33 am | # | Reply

    What is she talking about?

  2. Kisame
    Kisame
    October 23, 2011 at 6:15 am | # | Reply

    He counted the pennies in it XD, so he earns like xxxx.67 or something like that XD

  3. Charlie
    Charlie
    October 23, 2011 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

    A real person would stand behind her man, and prorate that lie to hilarious ends.

    • Treeman_boo
      Treeman_boo
      October 24, 2011 at 10:38 am | # | Reply

      are you my ex girl friend? please say no.

  4. Meeps
    Meeps
    October 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    To those not in the working class:

    Six figures means you make at LEAST 100,000 a year (hence the six figures). If he’s including the ones after the decimal (cents), then he’s only making at least 1000.00 a year.

    • Chris Garrison
      Chris Garrison
      October 23, 2011 at 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks for that, Meeps! Today’s strip is pretty obtuse.

      With Michael’s work ethic, he’s lucky to be breaking $1000.

  5. Not amused
    Not amused
    October 23, 2011 at 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    I still don’t understand why more people don’t find this comic offensive. But I suppose the majority of those viewing it are men. That’s fine. I’ll just take my vagina and go terrorize some poor sap because clearly we women are heartless whores who love to make men feel like shit.

    • Rust
      Rust
      October 23, 2011 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

      See? A bit of introspectivness can do wonders. lol I keed.

    • Chris Garrison
      Chris Garrison
      October 23, 2011 at 3:00 pm | # | Reply

      Tatiana doesn’t love to make Michael feel bad. She just wishes he had a more realistic self-image. Everybody needs to be taken down a peg once in a while!

    • Bristow
      Bristow
      October 23, 2011 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply

      Feel free to bring your vagina my way, Not Amused. SMOOCH!

    • Eruanna
      Eruanna
      October 23, 2011 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

      What are you talking about? If anything, this one is more offensive towards MEN then women (“Look, men always try to make themselves look better then they really are, what egomaniacs!”)

      • Chris Garrison
        Chris Garrison
        October 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply

        And sometimes they talk to strange women at art openings, even when their honey is standing right there!

    • Bloodvork
      Bloodvork
      October 24, 2011 at 6:43 am | # | Reply

      Maybe not everyone else is a sandy cunt who loves being offended.

  6. Rusty-Knight
    Rusty-Knight
    October 23, 2011 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    That’s some sweet modern art on that wall

  7. Chris Garrison
    Chris Garrison
    October 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm | # | Reply

    Michael’s chosen profession of unemployed amateur video game tester actually netted him zero last year. But he somehow managed to make over a grand by acting in the occasional webcomic.

    And so, as another Zoo Laffs fades into the mists of time, I bid you all farewell. Thanks for reading!

    • jwbalsley
      jwbalsley
      October 23, 2011 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      At least he gets to do some acting, maybe he’ll be a Hollywood big shot some day.

  8. cinnamonhotdogs
    cinnamonhotdogs
    October 24, 2011 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

    I really do love your drawing style and you have some of the best cartoony faces, but for the love of god find yourself a writer! These comics are a constant fail.

    • Mads
      Mads
      October 28, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      I’ll have to agree somewhat. They’re cute and warrant a chuckle, but I never get any big laughs. They’re okay comics.

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