MIRACLE WHIP is not mayonnaise, it is shit that took a shit on your tongue.
I’m seeing a lot of this phenom at Six Flags, too, they buy a lot of fries or corncobs and dip in jar. Very sad!
I’m sure you could draw a hundred panels from a day at Disneyland… these are all great! The one I will speak about is the 1st. I am cracking up at the size of the smoking section and how everyone in it is PISSED OFF! I’m surprised a Disney Official isn’t shown asking the one dude to remove his Mickey Mouse ears while smoking. Freaking funny!!
Kimbo and Vespula “repaired” their relationship while “in the air” on the rollercoaster? Because the air is definitely the best place to repair “anything”? I guess they also joined the Mile High Club while flying from Disneyland? – Really, that’s the best I can come up with. O_o ??
i work at one of the parks. i’ve seen the fireworks off said roller coaster, i deal with the distraught women, and i have yet to see the mayo, but, i have seen a women with an extremly large chest, so large she couldn’t fit into most rollercoasters because they got in the way. silly people :P
Haha, well, true. I think the reason I picked this out more than others is because it seemed like it was actual experiences that happened just recently. It would be awesome if you just did some scribbles of auto-bio comics on your Tumblr sometimes. I dunno, I’m a sucker for this kind of stuff.
na that stuff always comes off as self-obsessed. I prefer to focus my energy into the finished comic and let only the a-list material see the light of day.
And I thought watching Meg Ryan dip an entire stick of butter in cocoa powder and consume it was disgusting (don’t for the love of god watch the remake of The Women)… that last panel my stomach turn.
It’s the source of our powers. Without its pale consistency to lend us color, we will have no color at all, and revert to the dreadful nothingness from which we came.
Not trying to sugarcoat what you saw…
Nah who am I kidding? I am trying to sugarcoat it!…
Could those girls have been eating marshmallow fluff? It comes in the same size and shape of jar as mayonnaise does.
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? I honestly can’t stand normal mayonnaise! Regardless, that’s a pretty fucking weird snack.
These girls have discovered the healthful wonders of pre-dinner mayonnaise.
It’s good for them.
. . . I want to try to console people like the lady in panel 2 when I see them, but it would probably just come off as nosy :\
MIRACLE WHIP is not mayonnaise, it is shit that took a shit on your tongue.
I’m seeing a lot of this phenom at Six Flags, too, they buy a lot of fries or corncobs and dip in jar. Very sad!
I like how everyone in the park takes time to be disturbed by the mayo. And also, panel 3 is amazing.
Eating mayo, well if you gotta go, go with something you like!
Cheers and then some!
I’m sure you could draw a hundred panels from a day at Disneyland… these are all great! The one I will speak about is the 1st. I am cracking up at the size of the smoking section and how everyone in it is PISSED OFF! I’m surprised a Disney Official isn’t shown asking the one dude to remove his Mickey Mouse ears while smoking. Freaking funny!!
lol thanks Bristow!
“[R]epair [an-] / [ever]ything in the air” ??? Do not understand.
seek and ye shall find
Kimbo and Vespula “repaired” their relationship while “in the air” on the rollercoaster? Because the air is definitely the best place to repair “anything”? I guess they also joined the Mile High Club while flying from Disneyland? – Really, that’s the best I can come up with. O_o ??
i work at one of the parks. i’ve seen the fireworks off said roller coaster, i deal with the distraught women, and i have yet to see the mayo, but, i have seen a women with an extremly large chest, so large she couldn’t fit into most rollercoasters because they got in the way. silly people :P
dayum.
also ricky —— great comic!
And this is why I’m having a staycation this year.
Is this an auto-bio comic, Ricky? Or at least semi-autobiographical? I would love to see more like this.
jigga you know they all auto-bio
Haha, well, true. I think the reason I picked this out more than others is because it seemed like it was actual experiences that happened just recently. It would be awesome if you just did some scribbles of auto-bio comics on your Tumblr sometimes. I dunno, I’m a sucker for this kind of stuff.
na that stuff always comes off as self-obsessed. I prefer to focus my energy into the finished comic and let only the a-list material see the light of day.
mmmmh, looks like the happiest place on earth…
Okay the first three, completely understandable. The last one, BULLSHIT!
who eats mayo by the spoonfull? urgh.
Only the most powerful swedes.
They allow you to bring food into the park?!
yep. even special brownies
Oh man, I thought seeing people just chowing down on Mayo was an isolated incident! WHAT THE HECK!
I do that with the mayonnaise but only at home. I’m gonna have to try it out in a public place.
oh my god
vomiting
hot
Y’all know that Disneyland is a giant psychotronic machine fueled by the energy of the Ley lines and devised by DARPA… right?
http://www.disinfo.com/2010/06/latitude-33-disney-and-high-strangeness-oh-my/
excellent
I found a squashed pigeon in the Goofy lot of Walt Disney World. Now that’s Disney Magic!
woah! that would have made a good fifth panel…
And I thought watching Meg Ryan dip an entire stick of butter in cocoa powder and consume it was disgusting (don’t for the love of god watch the remake of The Women)… that last panel my stomach turn.
Very Hilarious Ricky, Kimbo is nice
I will never understand what it is with white people and mayo, haha.
It’s the source of our powers. Without its pale consistency to lend us color, we will have no color at all, and revert to the dreadful nothingness from which we came.
Not trying to sugarcoat what you saw…
Nah who am I kidding? I am trying to sugarcoat it!…
Could those girls have been eating marshmallow fluff? It comes in the same size and shape of jar as mayonnaise does.
haha good point! But according to some of the commenters, the amusement park mayonnaise jar seems to be a rising trend…
I think Danielle Corsetto solved the Mystery of the Distraught Woman! http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1204/
I don’t think I’ve ever wittnessed anyone ever snacking on mayoness in my whole life.